Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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