Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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