I just saw a hot homeless man
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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