can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
