Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yo dont text me then not text me
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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