AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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