we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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