I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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