Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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