i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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