I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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