i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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