plz talk dirty to me
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
