would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
40s are totally the cure
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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