Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
