turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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