they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He felt like a one man threesome
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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