belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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