Kareoke will never be a sober sport
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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