That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
