I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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