he puts the penis in happiness.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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