school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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