Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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