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So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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