when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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