halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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