White coat. Heels.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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