I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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