im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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