I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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