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go home
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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