we're blogging at a bar
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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