yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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