Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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