Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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