Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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