We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
