I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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