so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
