We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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