I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So squirting runs in the family.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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