You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
