I feel like abortions should bother me more
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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