don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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