My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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