Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Randomize
