hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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