Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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