girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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